BaD Radio Reports was started as a daily segment in 2014 on BaD Radio to notify the P1 of noteworthy news stories. As the stories are organized by Dan, there are usually recurrent themes of recreational drug use, Hitler, and other irreverent topics. As they are both Ticket funnymen, Dan's news segment shares some similarities with Gordo's Muse in the News.
- "News, news, news, news, news!" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- News Music
Typically the 1:30 News is closed with a drop of someone saying "yay".
- Family Guy
- drop goes here
- Derek Harper
- audio from TheUnTicket